Halloween

So, it's Halloween. I won't be going trick-or-treating, but it is still an awesome holiday. I shall regale you all with a tale from In A Dark, Dark Room. The author is Alvin Schwartz. I thought that was a little funny. Now. . . Be prepared to be frightened. This story is not for the faint of heart.

"In the Graveyard"

A woman in a graveyard sat.
Ooooh!
Very short and very fat.
Ooooh!
She saw three corpses carried in.
Ooooh!
Very tall and very thin.
Ooooh!
To the corpses, the woman said,
" Will I be like you when I'm dead?"
Ooooh!
To the woman, the corpses said,
"You will be like us when you are dead."
Ooooh!
To the corpses, the woman said, "AAAAAAAAAAAH!"


I know, I know, I was horrified when I read it. Luckily I didn't have to horrible of nightmares.